Thursday, May 7, 2009

Prayer,priests,and loose morals.

Don’t get your pantyhose in a knot.

I can see it now Citi or Bank of America on a treadmill running, with a Secretary Geithner, Bernanke and Obama standing by in white coats awaiting the results. Is the patient going to recover? Well, yes only after a few more blood transfusions (tax payer’s money) and quick stick, sure.

Ms. California took near naked photos when she was 17 years old! Ok and when she paraded on stage in bikini she was... what? Half naked. And she had breast implants to improve her looks! Wait, it’s a beauty pageant right? Yes. Good we’ve covered all the bases. (Nice pun)

Father Alberto from Miami Beach was caught on a beach with a woman. Not just any woman, an attractive lady over the age on consent. Lock your virgins away… horny priest on a rampage. No, he’s not. Although it does bring into question if the Catholic Church should follow the example set by the Greek Orthodox Church: priest who want to become Pope are celibate and the ones that want to marry, and be a priest part time. But don’t ask me I’m just woman and I can’t be a priest and have little desire (lol) to be one.

Keeping to a religious theme the White House did not hold a prayer service today. Wait for it. NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo! The sound you just heard is the ultra conservative right being stuffed back into their corner. Yes, our country’s constitution and our background are based on Judeo-Christian values. However the Founding Fathers were enlighten enough to know you can’t force people to believe that your religion is the only game in town. We have it on good authority God doesn’t care what you call him/her just as long as you call.


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